Life Transition Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Retirement.'

The Pediatrician Turned Gynecologist

'I hope you realize Simkins that you have now had the best years of your life...'

From activity to retirement?

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Reach for the Star.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Life and Death

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

Doubt or Certainy

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'So push has come to shove...'

Women

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

PastFuture.

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."