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"Mid-life crisis is so defining - couldn't we just call it 'Puberty - the sequel?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Your contents have shifted."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Better times ahead.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

'The bad news, Pomeroy, is tht we're giving your job to your secretary -- the good news is that she wants you to stay on as her secretary!'

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Women

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

'So push has come to shove...'

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

PastFuture.

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."