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'I'm worried! I gave up smoking without any trouble!'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Between Offices

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Better times ahead.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Midlife: You Are Here.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

'I received matching offers.'

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

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