Life Change Explorer T-Shirts

'I'm in this 23 step...' 'Those programmes are so annoying...' 'My group is 14 steps...'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"Great, now we're lost."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Are we going to raise her as a cat person or a dog person?

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

How?

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"Do you think he's taking this security blanket thing a bit too seriously?"

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

'Instead of a baby sister, Dear, Daddy and I will give you your choice between kitten or puppy.'

The meaning of life...

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

Maze life.