Life Path Explorer T-Shirts

At a crossroads.

Wrong side of the tracks.

Straight and Narrow Path/Long and Winding Road.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Great, now we're lost."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

How?

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

'What's it all about?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

'Rock of Ages'

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

Follow your bliss. The obstacle is the path. If you aim for it, you are turning away from it. Zen GPS.

Ages of man.