Life Path Explorer T-Shirts

At a crossroads.

Wrong side of the tracks.

Straight and Narrow Path/Long and Winding Road.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

How?

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

'What's it all about?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

Ages of man.

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'