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Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Death coach..."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Baxter finally gets a life

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'That's it?'

School of Baristas

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

"What if this is all there is?"

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'