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Wildlife

Historical memory is on life support.

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Ricochet

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Confusionism'

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"