Planet Ponderer T-Shirts

Dress like a true cosmic explorer with our planet-themed t-shirts. Perfect for planet ponderers who like to wear their curiosity on their sleeve and make a stellar statement.

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'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?' mockup

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

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Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

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"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries." mockup

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

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How moons are born...

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'It's not a perfect planet, but it has lots of parking places.'

'It's not a perfect planet, but it has lots of parking places.' mockup

'It's not a perfect planet, but it has lots of parking places.'

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Venus Envy

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"You're always in a bad mood when you visit."

"You're always in a bad mood when you visit." mockup

"You're always in a bad mood when you visit."

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"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!" mockup

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

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"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!" mockup

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

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The end is nigh...

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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...' mockup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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'But what is the universe for?'

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"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...." mockup

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

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'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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The Origins of Everything

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"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

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