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"Another Starbucks on Venus."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Bowling ball earth

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

World traveler ants.

'He's so creative.'

"Your moon is squaring Saturn, so I can tell you're shy and withdrawn."

"How do I get off this Merry Go Round?"

"Be honest. Do these rings make me look fat?"

"We should have done this a loooong time ago."

"The trouble with you, sunshine, you think everything revolves around you!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

The Origins of Everything

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

The New Normal

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Shall we put it in play?"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....