Path Ponderer Gifts

This Way/That Way

Wildlife

Historical memory is on life support.

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Business Duck

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Confusionism'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."