Portal Ponderer Gifts

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

'There you go - I told you to watch out for that big portal in the middle of the road!'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

TV Screen Portal

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Wildlife

Tourists

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Pyramid catflap...

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

How they did it . . .

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Ricochet

'Camel'

Dog Igloo.

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'Where does this go?'