Doorway Ponderer Gifts

When one door closes. . . another opens!

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Emergency exit into Space

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Baroque

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

'Curiosity'

Door

Magritte realising he's going bald.

Snail Peephole

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"

'If you don't count your birthday...why should I remember it?'

Janus faced

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

'There you go - I told you to watch out for that big portal in the middle of the road!'

'Wish I had taken the HIGH road!'

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

Crossorcism: A religious belief that the fates of hell are entered through a crosswalk.

TV Screen Portal

Dark Thoughts in Buckingham Palace