Doorway Daydreamers Gifts

'. . . Then whatever's the point of it?'

The adorably cute Labradoor (A dog in the shape of a door)

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Emergency exit into Space

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

#NationalPoetryDay

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

Baroque

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

Door

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

Graduate Job Openings

Janus faced

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.'

"I want to be an executive,sir, and have three hour lunch breaks."

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

Couple with a piggy bank house

Just a flower.

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

"Thinking happy thoughts, dearest?"

Submarine and Mermaid