Doorway Enthusiast Gifts

welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Emergency exit into Space

James decided to stay in that night.

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Macho man body building club.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Staycation Photos

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"You rang?"

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

The Great Out-doors

Door

Baroque

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

At death's door

Catching the Sun

Janus faced

Pandemic playhouse.

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"It was a long winter."

'Nature makes me nervous!'

X-Ray toilets.

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

'Of course I threw it - It's a throw pillow.'

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'