Doorway Enthusiast Gifts

welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Emergency exit into Space

James decided to stay in that night.

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Macho man body building club.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Staycation Photos

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"You rang?"

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

The Great Out-doors

Door

Baroque

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

At death's door

Janus faced

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

Catching the Sun

Pandemic playhouse.

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

'Nature makes me nervous!'

'Of course I threw it - It's a throw pillow.'

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

We never go out anymore.

"It was a long winter."