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Door Connoisseurs Gifts
Looking for a distinctive gift for a door connoisseur? Explore our curated selection of creative products that honor their love for well-crafted, artistic, and stylish doors. Perfect for homeowners, DIY enthusiasts, or anyone passionate about unique entryways, our collection offers humor, charm, and innovative designs that bring personality to every door. Surprise someone who believes the entrance is just as important as the room inside with a gift that celebrates their passion for eye-catching doors.
"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."
"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"
"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."
Henrik Ibsen,
File Cabinets for Perfectionists
'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'
Macho man body building club.
"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."
"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."
Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.
Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art
Rishi Sunak
"You rang?"
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A baroque elk.
'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'
Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.
Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!
The Great Out-doors
"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."
'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'
"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."
At death's door
PsIkeatrist.
Maxim Gorky.
Architects and Builders
'What size you folks want. . . twin? Double? Single?'
"Modernism, if i may make a suggestion, Madam, is becoming just a little dated."
'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'
X-Ray toilets.
"Our new furniture is a remarkable piece of Japanese technology that changes ambience depending on your mood."
'I love what you've done with the place.'
Having a welcome mat and a moat sends mixed messages.
"This whole rustic look is getting to be a bit of a bore."
Door Connoisseurs Gifts Collection
Door Connoisseurs Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the artistry of doors—perfect for door connoisseurs who enjoy their morning coffee with a touch of entrance-inspired humor.
Door Connoisseurs Pillows
Transform living spaces with our decorative pillows featuring artistic door motifs—perfect for door connoisseurs wanting to showcase their love for stylish entrances.
Door Connoisseurs Prints
Decorate with our vibrant art prints celebrating door artistry—ideal for door connoisseurs who want to add personality and charm to their home or office.
Door Connoisseurs T-Shirts
Discover our fun and stylish t-shirts for door enthusiasts. Show off their passion for unique door designs with our witty and creative prints.