Door Connoisseurs Pillows

Aspirin company - Door pushes in and turns.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Henrik Ibsen,

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Macho man body building club.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

Rishi Sunak

"You rang?"

A baroque elk.

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

The Great Out-doors

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

At death's door

Maxim Gorky.

PsIkeatrist.

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

Architects and Builders

'What size you folks want. . . twin? Double? Single?'

"Our new furniture is a remarkable piece of Japanese technology that changes ambience depending on your mood."

'I love what you've done with the place.'

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

X-Ray toilets.

"Modernism, if i may make a suggestion, Madam, is becoming just a little dated."

'Looks like you didn't make the list...but if you can fit through the doggie door, I'll look the other way'

"This whole rustic look is getting to be a bit of a bore."