Door Connoisseurs Pillows

Aspirin company - Door pushes in and turns.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Henrik Ibsen,

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Macho man body building club.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

Rishi Sunak

"You rang?"

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

A baroque elk.

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

The Great Out-doors

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

At death's door

PsIkeatrist.

Maxim Gorky.

Architects and Builders

'What size you folks want. . . twin? Double? Single?'

"Modernism, if i may make a suggestion, Madam, is becoming just a little dated."

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

X-Ray toilets.

"Our new furniture is a remarkable piece of Japanese technology that changes ambience depending on your mood."

'I love what you've done with the place.'

Having a welcome mat and a moat sends mixed messages.

"This whole rustic look is getting to be a bit of a bore."