Door And Entryway Aficionados Gifts

At death's door

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Macho man body building club.

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"You rang?"

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

The Great Out-doors

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

PsIkeatrist.

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

X-Ray toilets.

Car Auction

New! Corduroy Pillows! They're making headlines!

'The Feng Shui of this auditorium must be off.'

Rainbow of light from an anglepoise desk lamp

"Come on! You can do this!!"

"Our new furniture is a remarkable piece of Japanese technology that changes ambience depending on your mood."

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

The best way to teach the cat how to read?

Aspirin company - Door pushes in and turns.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

Postman's Knock.

"The sign's superfluous. That door's locked and bolted."

Trends in Office Décor.

"Thanks, it's the ninth designer cushion I've shoplifted this week..."

Door 2 Door salesman.