Door And Entryway Aficionados Prints

At death's door

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Macho man body building club.

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"You rang?"

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

The Great Out-doors

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

PsIkeatrist.

New! Corduroy Pillows! They're making headlines!

Car Auction

X-Ray toilets.

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

'The Feng Shui of this auditorium must be off.'

Rainbow of light from an anglepoise desk lamp

"Come on! You can do this!!"

"Our new furniture is a remarkable piece of Japanese technology that changes ambience depending on your mood."

"Now I remember what I wanted to tell you. The safety stop on the garage door doesn't work anymore."

Aspirin company - Door pushes in and turns.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Fighting dragons is tough, but the worst part of this job is getting dressed on a cold morning!

Having a welcome mat and a moat sends mixed messages.

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

The best way to teach the cat how to read?

welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

Postman's Knock.

"The sign's superfluous. That door's locked and bolted."

Door 2 Door salesman.

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