Quirky Door Aficionado Prints

Clay Pigeon Shooters' Federation...

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Macho man body building club.

Snow globe

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Carnations.

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

"Butt cracker"

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

The Great Out-doors

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

Have you seen this toaster?

WInter Fish

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."