Door Aficionados Prints

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

"You're welcome."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Doulton Canada Geese

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Macho man body building club.

Robotic Flower Arranging

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Cat being licked by plant.

Live, laugh, love

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Antique silver

"You rang?"

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

The Great Out-doors

Spot Light

'Water is included with rent.'

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Larva lamp.

Worried flamingo says to other famingo: ''Ere, Dave, are we kitsch?'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

American Flag

At death's door

PsIkeatrist.

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

"Our new double glazing has almost paid for itself - the kids can't hear the ice cream van anymore."

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"