Door Aficionados Mugs

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

"You're welcome."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Board Game Hunter

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Doulton Canada Geese

Macho man body building club.

Robotic Flower Arranging

Cat being licked by plant.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Live, laugh, love

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Antique silver

"You rang?"

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Spot Light

The Great Out-doors

'Water is included with rent.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

Worried flamingo says to other famingo: ''Ere, Dave, are we kitsch?'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Larva lamp.

American Flag

PsIkeatrist.

At death's door

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

"Our new double glazing has almost paid for itself - the kids can't hear the ice cream van anymore."