Door Enthusiast Mugs

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

The Great Out-doors

Door 2 Door salesman.

"I didn't spark joy."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

James decided to stay in that night.

Posh Easter Egg

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

King Madras

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Macho man body building club.

Living together, couple in love.

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

"We need to talk."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Staycation Photos

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

'The old one fell apart.'

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

"I've been researching a little furniture company that I'd like to rearrange."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."