Passage Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift that speaks to your creative, contemplative friend? Passage ponderers love to muse and muse some more. Our collection offers humorous and inspiring items that capture their reflective spirit—perfect for cozying up with a good thought or a good mug. Whether it’s a shirt that makes them smile or a print that sparks their imagination, these gifts celebrate the joy of pondering life's great questions.

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"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot." mockup

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

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Optimist

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"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing." mockup

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

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"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box." mockup

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

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'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.' mockup

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

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WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat. mockup

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

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"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..." mockup

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

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Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

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Schrödinger and his cat

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"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened." mockup

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

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Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks. mockup

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

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Sharing the Bed with Zeno

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"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?" mockup

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

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"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!" mockup

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

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"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!" mockup

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia." mockup

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

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A book reviewer reads between the margins.

A book reviewer reads between the margins. mockup

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

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"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full." mockup

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

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'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?' mockup

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

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Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign. mockup

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

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Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality. mockup

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

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"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?" mockup

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

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Keystone XL

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Inventing Time Travel

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Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time. mockup

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

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Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass mockup

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

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"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?" mockup

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

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Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

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"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!" mockup

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

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'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!' mockup

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

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"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid." mockup

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

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Passage Ponderer Gifts Collection

Passage Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for passage ponderers—humorous, inspiring, and perfect for those deep morning reflections.

Passage Ponderer Pillows

Find comfy pillows for the passage ponderer—great for creating a space that invites reflection and relaxation.

Passage Ponderer Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that resonate with passage ponderers—perfect for decorating their thoughtful haven.

Passage Ponderer T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts for the passage ponderer—ideal for expressing their love of thought and curiosity in style.