Screen Door Ponderer Gifts

Celebrate the thoughtful moments of your screen door ponderer with our unique collection. Whether they enjoy pondering from a cozy porch or contemplating life's mysteries, our creative gifts bring humor and warmth to their reflective pauses. Choose from mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture their love for quiet contemplation with a witty twist. These thoughtfully designed items are ideal for inspiring their next deep thought or simply making them smile during their reflective moments.

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Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

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'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.' mockup

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

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Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

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"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I." mockup

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

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"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet." mockup

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

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"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?" mockup

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

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"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!" mockup

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

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"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either." mockup

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

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"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!" mockup

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

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'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?' mockup

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

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"What if it's smarter than us?"

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'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.' mockup

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

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'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

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"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull." mockup

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

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"Well I think the Real question is..." mockup

"Well I think the Real question is..."

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Robot Attack in Bath

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A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia. mockup

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

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'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!' mockup

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

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"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand." mockup

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

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'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

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"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

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Fish Food

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Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

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"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!" mockup

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

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'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?' mockup

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

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'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!' mockup

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

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A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it. mockup

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

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"I want my job back."

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'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.' mockup

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

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"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent." mockup

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

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"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?" mockup

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

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"We need a product that works like aspirin, but is a lot more expensive to buy."

"We need a product that works like aspirin, but is a lot more expensive to buy." mockup

"We need a product that works like aspirin, but is a lot more expensive to buy."

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'I bark, therefore I am.'

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'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?' mockup

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

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Screen Door Ponderer Gifts Collection

Screen Door Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the contemplative soul—perfect for your screen door ponderer to enjoy their favorite beverage and pause in thought.

Screen Door Ponderer Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows perfect for the thoughtful screen door ponderer’s favorite nook or cozy corner.

Screen Door Ponderer Prints

Brighten their space with prints that celebrate the art of pondering—perfect for screen door thinkers who love to reflect and inspire.

Screen Door Ponderer T-Shirts

Find witty and charming t-shirts for the creative mind—ideal for your screen door ponderer to wear their personality and love of pondering.