Fridge Ponderer Gifts

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Fish Food

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Proponent of 11-dimensional supergravity trying to diagram it.

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

'Mom, it's doing it again'

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

"We're not so different, you and I."