Porridge Ponderer Gifts

'How come we never have porridge?'

Wildlife

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Ricochet

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Reading Goldilocks - 'I know you don't like porridge, but bears eat anything.'

"The doctor will see you now."

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Who's next?"

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'