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'How come we never have porridge?'

Wildlife

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"The doctor will see you now."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Reading Goldilocks - 'I know you don't like porridge, but bears eat anything.'

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Who's next?"

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'