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Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Stop selling the pastries. There's a chance some of them may contain a higher than recommended level of lead. Lead? In pastries? Where are these coming from? A bakery. I figured that much. In China. You didn

"Those pastries are from last month's management meeting. We thought you might enjoy them."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Thou Shalt Not!

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'How is the water prepared?'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"The doctor will see you now."

'If nothing sticks to Teflon, how come Teflon sticks to the pan?'

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

"Who's next?"

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

"Your grass looks great."

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Fruits and vegetables

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

This could be interesting...

Dr of Philosophy/Dr of Philo Pastry.

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"