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Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Those pastries are from last month's management meeting. We thought you might enjoy them."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Thou Shalt Not!

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'How is the water prepared?'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"The doctor will see you now."

"Who's next?"

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

"Your grass looks great."

Fruits and vegetables

This could be interesting...

Dr of Philosophy/Dr of Philo Pastry.

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Square root of chicken is egg.

Bloomin' moths!

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'