Pastry Dreamer T-Shirts

Rudy, I've got to cut you down to 25 hours per week. But the place is still busy. Someone has to work behind the counter. People are here, but not buying. They're pastry-container shopping. What? Like window shopping. Someday, I'm going to buy a slice of pie. I've got my eyes on a scone.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Today's special... donuts.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Cheese

Doughboy Dad

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

World of Cow.

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'Hey, honey bun!'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Cake Walk.

Yoghurt man

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Dogs and Cake

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

Baking

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"