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Karl the Complex Carbohydrate.

Wildlife

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Happy thoughts

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'How is the water prepared?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"