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'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

Wildlife

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Happy thoughts

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Ricochet

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"