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'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Happy thoughts

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Idle parts

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Bumper Limos

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

"Who's next?"

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'How rich is too rich?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Fruits and vegetables

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."