Pound Ponderer Pillows

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Happy thoughts

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Idle parts

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Bumper Limos

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

"Who's next?"

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'How rich is too rich?'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Fruits and vegetables