Penny Ponderer Pillows

I used to feel empty and worthless around that heavy guy, too, until I realized, hey, he's just full of pennies!

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Happy thoughts

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Is there a God?"

Retirement Issues

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'