Penny For Your Thoughts Ponderer Pillows

Two men talking about insurance

Extreme Sisyphus

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Happy thoughts

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Bumper Limos

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

No Action Comics

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

Brain versus Religion.

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."