Penny For Your Thoughts Ponderer Mugs

Two men talking about insurance

Extreme Sisyphus

Happy thoughts

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

Bumper Limos

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

No Action Comics

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

Brain versus Religion.

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

How come I always get stuck in the weird extra pocket?

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."