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'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

Happy thoughts

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Is there a God?"

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

Retirement Issues

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'