Imperial Unit Ponderer T-Shirts

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

Retirement Issues

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."