Union Ponderer T-Shirts

Celebrate the creative and contemplative side of union ponderers with our witty t-shirts. Perfect for wearing your inspiration and love for thoughtful reflection, these tees make a fun addition to any wardrobe.

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'Not right now, Timmy. First we're going to work on fielding ground balls. Maybe later we can discuss collective bargaining.'

'Not right now, Timmy. First we're going to work on fielding ground balls. Maybe later we can discuss collective bargaining.' mockup

'Not right now, Timmy. First we're going to work on fielding ground balls. Maybe later we can discuss collective bargaining.'

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"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!" mockup

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

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"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

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That party went well.

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .' mockup

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

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"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..." mockup

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

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"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!" mockup

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

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"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President." mockup

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

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"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government." mockup

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...' mockup

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

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Thinking and thinking backwards.

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'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!' mockup

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?' mockup

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

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"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?" mockup

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

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Passing the Pension Time Bomb

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'When bad 401ks happen to good people' mockup

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

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Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass mockup

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

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"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?" mockup

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

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Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it! mockup

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

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'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.' mockup

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

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"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert." mockup

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

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Answers to last week's brain-teasers mockup

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

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"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement." mockup

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

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Retirement Issues

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'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.' mockup

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

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"Is there a God?"

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"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking." mockup

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

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'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.' mockup

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

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'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.' mockup

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

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Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway. mockup

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

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'If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?'

'If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?' mockup

'If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?'

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Union Ponderer T-Shirts Collection

Union Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for union ponderers. Perfect for sparking morning inspiration or thoughtful conversations, these mugs blend humor, creativity, and practicality.

Union Ponderer Pillows

Find cozy pillows that speak to the creative spirit of union ponderers. Perfect for adding a touch of inspiration to any room, these cushions are both comforting and clever.

Union Ponderer Prints

Enhance their space with inspiring prints for union ponderers. Ideal for those who cherish thoughtful ideas, these artworks make a statement and spark imagination.