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'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

Wildlife

Shakespeare was bisexual

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Business Duck

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

Max Weber

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb