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'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

Waiting for Pants

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."