Ponder Ponderer Gifts

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

Wildlife

Shakespeare was bisexual

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Business Duck

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

Max Weber

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Ricochet

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb