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I'm wondering what our strategic produce could be?

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Fish Food

'If nothing sticks to Teflon, how come Teflon sticks to the pan?'

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Sorry I've got Writer's Block.

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"We're not so different, you and I."

"Which one of us is me?"