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I'm wondering what our strategic produce could be?

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Fish Food

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Sorry I've got Writer's Block.

"We're not so different, you and I."

"Which one of us is me?"

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'