Pew Ponderer Gifts

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wildlife

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

Retirement Issues

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'