Ponderer Gifts

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

'I have only a few days to live: Can you teach me how to make the most of them?'

Ideas whose time will never come.

Carl was never one to waver. He always changed his mind with great determination.

"But then again, without blissful forgetfulness, where would we be?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

World Production.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

The Problem with World Population Growth

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

Population train.

Retirement Issues

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

Aging population in Cuba

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'