Loveponderer Gifts

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

A heart shaped cake

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I heard they mate for life."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Frog flirting.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Tunnel of love"

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Words of Love

Urns in love

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Are you cold dear?"

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Relationships.