Romper Lover Gifts

"Ever since you got that romper you never want to stand stiffly in the corner with me anymore."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Felix Mendelssohn

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

A heart shaped cake

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Frog flirting.

"Bravo!"

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I heard they mate for life."

Deflator mouse

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Horn of Leftovers

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."