Romper Lover Gifts

"Ever since you got that romper you never want to stand stiffly in the corner with me anymore."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Felix Mendelssohn

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

A heart shaped cake

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Bravo!"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Deflator mouse

"I heard they mate for life."

Frog flirting.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

Horn of Leftovers

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."