Romper Enthusiast Gifts

"Ever since you got that romper you never want to stand stiffly in the corner with me anymore."

Stand-up Romcom

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

God and Adam's first date.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Summer Proms - then, now.

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

Romance/Love at first sight.

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

"With romantic comedy, I like to recommend the sixteen ounce Raisinets."

A limo?! I thought this was a green prom. Chill! It's mass transit.

Tunnel of Butts.

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

'Peter's the masterful type - won't let me do a thing I don't want to!'

Federal Department of 'You Gotta Be Kidding!'

"Hmmm..."

Significant risk.

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

Young Buffalo: 'Hello Mrs.Broadhouse,can Billy come out and Roam?'

Oh good life, you give to me … a gift sweeter than a rose. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Sunday night at 9, you see: Binge watching Sopranos. Mobsters be her muse.

'...and don't tell me you didn't like it. You purred through the whole thing.'