Rum Enthusiast Gifts

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

Marimba

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Italica

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Drummer

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Plum jam...

Music producers.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The Drummer

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

She's a natural.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'